Why should you get to know lantern321?

I live in a Caravan and proud of it, it is 50 yds from the beach and I love it. My friends say, I am not trustworthy, layabout, slob, no sense of humour, look 10 years older than I am, ulgy and not a nice guy to know.
So who am I? I am a down to earth and respectful guy, plenty of friends, would like a female to share good times with. I would like to hold hands again, hugs and lots of kisses, miss them. I am a sensitive, caring and loving guy. I do know how to treat a lady and it`s the way she would wanted to be treated. If you want a bad boy kind of male, it is not me.
I also like to play golf so if you are one of those people that like to play golf too, try me.
Been told I have a great sense of humour,good looking, think Terry Wogan with much less weight and money.
I am 5ft 7 and 1/2 inches short, I do not mind looking up to a lady either. I carry a timber box for such occasions.
I might have got away with it, I did mention golf. Got to say golf would take a back seat in any relationship of mine looking to the future.
Looking for that MISSING WINK.
I am a bit of a rebel, ask any of my family, I would never embarrass you as I like to think before I jump.
Now I could say I was drop down dead gorgeous, but look what happened to my Great Great Uncle Pinocio. So to be on the safe side I think I am average looking or passable. Now it is over to you.

Ps. I tried wedding cake once, I do not think it is for me..............................unless I am convinced otherwise.

He describes his ideal match thus:

I would like a lady to take me as I am, be pleasing to my eye as I am not here for a beauty queen, although if she thought I was delish, why not. I am NOT looking for poverty or wealth off you, I just want a lady to love and be loved. Must be Honest, Faithful, Respectful and Trustworthy. I miss holding hand and being tactile. You must compete for my love with my G/kids, so if you feel lucky. I do not like false teeth, I have a phobia, some people do not like spiders and I respect that.
What is a guy to do, you have Lilly Savage, not my type, Snow White and her entourage of the 7 dwarfs,I won`t muscle in, Goldilocks, she pinches too much porridge, so pass me by.Mary had her little lambs again competition, sign of the times I suppose. All I want is a lady that is right for me,are you out there or am I too fussy? I did mention GOLF. Ahem not the car. So if you have no excess baggage of your past life. Mine is truely dead and buried. Although I have to say it does surface as I have 2 children. Romantically dead I mean.
It seems 1/2 an inch is important after all ,to you ladies, in height that is, as I am 5` 7 and a 1/2 inch. Never mind it might not matter, well it doesn't to me. I do not do jealousy, so if you are the jealous type I am not the one for you.
Try me if you like. If you do not, I wish you well if you read this far.
Ps I never bite on a first date.